Breaking News: The Goddess Gaia Appears on TV Screens Worldwide to Announce the End of the World
[Breaking News Flash]
Attention all viewers, this is a special broadcast.
[On-Screen Text: Special Announcement from Goddess Gaia]
In a stunning revelation that has the world on edge, the Goddess Gaia, revered as the embodiment of Mother Earth, has delivered a message of grave importance to all of humanity.
[Goddess Gaia Speaking on TV Screens Across the Globe]
"Dear children of Earth, it is with a heavy heart that I come before you today. The time has come for a great change, a shift in the balance of this world that I hold dear."
"I am sorry, but for the good of this planet, for the harmony of all life, I must take a drastic step. The time has come for a cleansing, a renewal of Earth's delicate ecosystems."
"It is time for me to cleanse this world of the imbalance caused by your actions. For the good of all life on Earth, I must bid farewell to humanity."
[End of Special Announcement]
[News Anchor Signing Off]
"This has been a special announcement from the Goddess Gaia. Thank you for watching. Good night."
The Apocalypse, unlike the revolution that didn't occur , is being televised , eh?
"It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijVijP-CDVI
:-o